What a good boy. You managed to hold out long enough that I almost got bored.
You kiss his shoulder and lean down to grab the gun. It’s dripping with gross nook juice that covers the entire thing.
Just so you know it’s empty.
You dry fire it in his face for effect.
>You flinch and barely keep yourself from screaming. You’re trembling by the time he pulls the gun away from your face, obviously frightened and shaken.<
Wow what a fucking baby.
You toss the gun over your shoulder and hear it clatter on the concrete a ways away.
There’s no need to get all bent out of shape now. I wouldn’t put a loaded gun in you. Use your brain sugar tits.
>You spank him one last time, as hard as you can and hope it drops.<
>It slips from your nook and clatters to the floor. You’re tense when it hits the floor, shaking, tears streaking your cheeks. Your ass was bright yellow from the spankings.<
What a good boy. You managed to hold out long enough that I almost got bored.
You kiss his shoulder and lean down to grab the gun. It’s dripping with gross nook juice that covers the entire thing.
Just so you know it’s empty.
You dry fire it in his face for effect.
apis-mellifera-mellifera-nigra:
You’re hard and there’s yellow shit on your lips. I assume you were in the middle of fucking Sollux so maybe I should leave.
>You try to keep it cool but you kind of excited about Psii actually wanted to hang with you and you’re
reallya little hurt. You thank yourself for wearing shades and push them up before you turn to leave.<NO! No! Don’t leave that’2 fuckIIng rude. Get your a22 IIn here that’2 an order.
=>Grab his arm and yank him inside. You look in the direction of Sollux’s room before tugging Dirk further as you walk towards it.
C’mere you’re gonna do 2omethIIng for me.
What? WHat?
You almost fall over when he pulls you inside and do your best to stay on your feet.
What am I gonna do?
>You’re satisfied with his reaction and your smile widens. You rub soothing circles over his ass before you hit him again, harder. You hit him twice more; each striker harder than the last.<
>You bite down hard on your lip to muffle your cries. You were getting off on this and your nook was starting to leak from around the gun, which made it harder to keep the damn thing in you, due to the added slickness. It wouldn’t be long before it dropped now.<
>You spank him one last time, as hard as you can and hope it drops.<
apis-mellifera-mellifera-nigra:
>You push back from your computer and stretch. You do actually have things to do but you don’t find any of it all that interesting. So you very carefully pick out an outfit to wear. Gotta look nice for your boss and all that.
It takes awhile for you to make yourself look perfect. So by the time you throw on your jacket and descend the stairs to the shop and hop on your motorcycle it’d an hour or so.
It’s only like a 20 minutes drive from the shop to the boss’ place.
You waltz up to the door all nonchalant like but inside you’re screaming. You knock on his door and shakily pull out a cigarette while you wait.<
=>When you hear the knock you break from your business with Sollux and rush to the door, not thinking to wipe your face free of the bit of genetic material around your lips.
=>You open the door to see Dirk and step aside to let him in.
Hey you’re here great come IIn, II uh.
II’m IIn the mIIddle of somethIIng IIf you wanna ju2t II don’t know hold tIIght??
=>Hey elli is that a dagger in your pants or are you just happy to see him?
You’re hard and there’s yellow shit on your lips. I assume you were in the middle of fucking Sollux so maybe I should leave.
>You try to keep it cool but you kind of excited about Psii actually wanted to hang with you and you’re really a little hurt. You thank yourself for wearing shades and push them up before you turn to leave.<
Based on this post!
Hamsteaks gettin spooked
some of them went through multiple times or something
YOU JUST MADE THESE 100% FUNNIER
Did anyone notice the muscles on the Gamzee one tho
I suddenly has a new headcanon…
This is the photoset I’ve been waiting for my entire life
>You actually yelp at this one, and dig your claws into his thighs. You let your head droop, and you lay there, dreading the next smack, trembling in his lap. The gun almost falls as you involuntarily relax a second, but you tense up and clench around it again when you feel it drooping.<
>You’re satisfied with his reaction and your smile widens. You rub soothing circles over his ass before you hit him again, harder. You hit him twice more; each striker harder than the last.<
This is for my ‘Halloween’ theme, Sendificator Head!Dirk talk sprite!
… I love sendificator head!Dirk too much umu (style based on Asymmetricjester’s talksprites)